Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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