I just made out with a guy for $7.
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
You sat on a wall pretending to be a gargoyle before shouting "batman!" and jumping at me
I'm the drunk Des Moines deserves, but not the one it needs
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
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