But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
Ladies don't puke and tell
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
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