We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
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