Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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