you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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