I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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