i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
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