i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
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