I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
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