There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
there was a trapeze. enough said
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
Randomize
