dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
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