youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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