I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I want to be your penis for a week.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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