I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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