They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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