I showed him my bush... on skype.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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