I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
my poor anus
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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