38 yer olds are good kisserssss
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
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