how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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