theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
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