god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Do you know how when animals have surgery they put those cones around their heads so they can't lick their wounds so they can heal? I think someone should invent that for human emotions.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
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