I don't think brook has ever known best
The greatest thing of my life happened today. I took a shit and it formed a smiley face. It's going to be a fucking fantastic day.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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