Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
bring money and cleavage
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
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