I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
Randomize
