i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
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