somebody snuck up and got me drunk
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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