All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
There are leaves in my underwear?
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