Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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