happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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