got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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