I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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