You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Less talking, more tequila
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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