super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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