You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
you didnt know i had herpes?
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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