I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
You know, be my cock's hype man.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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