why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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