i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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