I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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