you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
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