I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
We left an ass print on the piano.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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