i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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