Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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