i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
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