you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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