hotel room ftw
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
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