The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
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