I'm drive I can fine osifer
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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