Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
Randomize
