you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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